Hubby Sleep Talking, Again

Here's our conversation from this morning:

Me: Hey, your son is awake and is waiting for you.
Rob: Wait.
Me: For what?
Rob: There's someone in his room.
Me: Who?
Rob: A guy, but he's gone now.
Me: Where'd he go?
Rob: I shot him.
Me: With what?
Rob: My sniper rifle!

Hmmm, wonder if he was up late playing Call of Duty on his PS3 last night, eh?